
- A mother and daughter in Nebraska are
selling a Rold Gold Honey Mustard Pretzel on eBay that they say looks like the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.
They hope to get $1,000 so the daughter can buy a horse. (
Advice: Stop squinting so much. It's a pretzel. One that sort of looks like a treble clef.)

- A retired school teacher in Poland went to the doctor because of a headache. X-rays showed he had a five-inch knife blade stuck in his head. Apparently
it had been there since he tripped and fell on the kitchen floor four days previous. Said the man: "I thought they might give me an aspirin, instead they pulled a five-inch knife blade out of my head." [
Insert favorite Polish joke here: ______________________]
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