Thursday, July 14, 2005

Putting The Queen Back In Beauty Queen

Part I - Judges at the Miss Marksmen Festival held in Hannover, Germany, voted unanimously for 24-year-old Kira. Once awarded her prize, she admitted that until two years ago she had been a man named Tarek. Members of the Schuetzenverein Hannover shooting and archery club decided not to strip Kira of the title and instead made her an honorary member.

Part II - Armed robbers in Brazil stole 400 silicone breast implants from a postal van. Don't expect any men to be chosen as Miss Brazil Marksmen anytime soon.