Whatchu Talkin' About, Willis?

A German publisher of foreign language dictionaries has put out a male-female dictionary so women can try to understand men better. Good luck. I mean, viel glueck. Entries in the shopping category section explain that when a man says "that doesn't suit you" he means "it is too expensive," and if he says "buy that one" he really means "I want to go home." I assume these pertain to shopping for clothing and not male-female dictionaries. In that case if a man says "buy that one" he really means "please, buy any one if it will help."