Eight Spoons Is Enough

Dick Van Patten, who will never live down his stint on Eight Is Enough, is putting out a line of dog food, and just to show how good it is he ate some at a media luncheon. While he sampled the "Irish Stew" flavor, it also comes in spaghetti and meatballs, hobo chili, and the charmingly generic "Chinese takeout." Let's hope he doesn't reverse the roles by extending the line to include snacks for people in flavors like Liver with Gravy, Lamb and Rice, and Cat Poop with Chunky Litter.