Sunday, January 29, 2006

If Elected, I Promise....

At a political rally in Sardinia on Saturday, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was blessed by television preacher Massimiliano Pusceddu. To show his thanks, Berlusconi promised not to have sex before the April 9 election. This means that, for a change, it won't only be the voters who get screwed that day.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

To expect both a politician and an Italian to maintain celebacy for longer than 48 hours would constitute a miracle, something which Mr. Pusceddu could use towards his eventual saint-hood...

12:23 PM  

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