Friday, March 24, 2006

Parlez-Vous Français, Dammit

French President Jacques Chirac was so outraged to hear a fellow Frenchman speak English at a European Union summit the other day that he and his delegation got up and walked out. "It is not just national interest, it is in the interest of culture and the dialogue of cultures," he said. Also in the interest of culture and the dialogue of cultures, he refuses to eat English muffins, listen to music played on the English horn, dip even his big toe into the English Channel, or put any spin on the ball when playing tennis or billiards.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he cannot use English to play those games then he must be a big fat loser because you must if ya want to win.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Le Président Chirac a eu raison en demandant dont qu'il a demandé. L'homme était français, il aurait dû parler en français. Bien que je ne suis pas d'accord avec le Président Chirac de beaucoup des choses, je sens que l'homme aurait dû parler en français, son langue maternelle.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah! Damn Straight! What that last guy said!

12:04 PM  

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