Hey, He Smacks His Balls, Doesn't He?

Asked during a television interview to explain his poor putting in the final round of the U.S. Masters golf tournament, Tiger Woods explained, "I putted atrociously today. Once I got on the greens, I was a spaz." The British-based disability organization Scope, which was formerly called The Spastics Society, was offended, so Woods' agent apologized, saying, "Please don't take anything Tiger says personally. Sometimes he can be a real tard."