What's That Smell?

If you thought perfumes by Beyonce, Britney, and David Beckham were cheesy, wait until you try Eau de Stilton, a scent created for Britain's Stilton Cheese Makers Association. They say it "features a symphony of natural base notes including Yarrow, Angelica seed, Clary Sage and Valerian." With whiffs of stale milk, mold, and a top note of Carr's Sesame Water Crackers.