Eeek! A Killjoy!

In spite of Tom and Jerry, Chuck E. Cheese, and Mighty Mouse, a researcher in England says mice don't, in fact, like cheese. Since they normally eat fruit and grain, he says they're more likely to be attracted by, oh, say granola. Gee, what next? You can actually catch more flies with vinegar than honey? Elephants have bad memories? A stitch in time only saves eight?