Would You Like Coffee With That Meth?

Hot on the heels of the recently introduced energy drink, Cocaine, a San Francisco company has released Meth Coffee. Neither product contains illegal substances, but are in fact made of heavy doses of caffeine with yerba mate or guarana added. *yawn* If they're successful, look for Heroin Relaxing Soda, Marijuana brand tonic, and Crack energy candy to hit store shelves soon.