Another Reason To Join AARP

A brothel in Cologne, Germany, is offering a 50% discount to senior citizens. Men who can prove they're at least 66 years old can get a "normal session" that usually costs 50 euros ($66.54) for half price between noon and 5 p.m. every day. True that's nap time, but it's worth waiting until later in the afternoon to snooze if it means being able to take advantage of an Early Bird Special.