Maybe He Should Have Rubbed It On

A man in Cambodia recently injected hair tonic into his penis in order to enlarge it. After all, if it will grow hair it will grow anything, right? Wrong. It caused "massive, excruciating ulceration of the phallus" which was so painful that the man hanged himself. Cambodian officials went public with the information because they say it wasn't an isolated case. Some people will do anything to grow a thick, lustrous, uh, mane.