Now That's Downsizing

Hostess is preparing to release 100-calorie snack packs of Twinkies, the perfect thing for dieters who crave spongy, amorphous fluffy carbohydrates. David Leavitt, vice president of snack marketing for Hostess, says "It eats like a Twinkie, it smells like a Twinkie, it tastes like a Twinkie." I'll have to get a package when they come out. I wasn't aware Twinkies could eat, smell, or taste. What if it turns out they have feelings too?