The Understatement Weight Loss Calendar

Chubby Mikey, the 532-pound Memphis man who won last year's Understated Nickname of the Year award, is taking orders for his 2009 naked pin-up calendar. While not as cute as Puppycam, it does help fulfill any fat fetish you may have, proves that a wide-angle lens doesn't slim down a subject like a carnival mirror, and is a great appetite suppressant when hung on the refrigerator door. Oh yeah, it reminds you what the date is too.