You Don't Need To Earn An Honest Buck To Make The Forbes List

Forbes released its list of the world's richest people. Of course the usual hard workers were on there, including Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and Carlos Slim Helú. And in 701st place was Mexican, uh, businessman, Joaquin "Shorty" Guzman with a net value of $1 billion. Sure he's the commander of the Sinaloa drug cartel. And yes, he happens to be the country's most-wanted drug-trafficking fugitive. But hey, we can't all start big software companies. A guy has to make a (billion) buck(s) somehow.