Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Miracle Glow
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
How About We Call It The Oy! Flu?
Monday, April 27, 2009
Nothing's Wurst Than Seeing A German Wiener
Friday, April 24, 2009
Fair Trade
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Graduating Chewing Gum Loudly
A study by researchers at Baylor College of Medicine in Houston found that students who chewed gum during math class had higher test scores and better grades than those who didn't. They theorize that chewing helps students reduce stress and stay focused so they learn better, giving a whole new meaning to ABC Gum. The study was done for the Wrigley Science Institute, which amazingly is a part of gum-maker Wrigley. Go figure.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
You Are Not Here
Each year hundreds of thousands of tourists visit the Four Corners marker, the only place in the U.S. where four states meet. People get on their hands and knees, positioning themselves so each arm and leg is in a separate corner of a concrete monument so they can have a photo taken of them in Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah all at once. The only problem is they're not. A new survey by the National Geodetic Survey discovered that the actual location of the Four Corners is 2.5 miles from the marker. It also turns out that New Mexico isn't new, nor is it in Mexico. At least the Grand Canyon is still grand.
Monday, April 20, 2009
They're Not So GR-E-E-E-A-T!
Friday, April 17, 2009
Maybe They Could Change The Town's Name To Darwin
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Looks Are Deceiving
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Loser + Loser = Loser
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
I'd Walk A Mile For A Cloned Camel
Monday, April 13, 2009
Take That Kobayashi!
Friday, April 10, 2009
And While You're At It, Stop Eating So Much Baby Seal Too
Thursday, April 09, 2009
There's No FU In Carnivore
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
There Ain't No TV Like Reality TV
The Fox network has announced a new reality show called Someone's Gotta Go. Each week the employees of a different small business will decide which of their colleagues will be laid off. As a consolation prize, those who lose their jobs will get a chance to be on Dancing With The Unemployment Line. Other shows in the works include Take That You Worthless Pile of Crap, in which participants talk about the people they don't like, naming names and slagging them mercilessly while showing photographs of them; Stoners, in which people are publicly stoned just for the hell of it; and I'm On TV Even Though I Have No Talent Or Anything To Contribute To Society And You're Not, which is self-explanatory.