Anyone Check The Lost And Found?

After a two-year search, computer technicians have found 22 million emails from the Bush administration that had been MIA since October 2003.

"Whoa! Look what I found when I lifted the cushions on the White House couch. Twenty-two cents in change, that super ball I've been looking for, some half chewed pieces of pretzel, and 22 million missing emails. Hey, maybe if look behind that bookcase I can find Bush's missing integrity."