Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Yes, And Hannibal Lechter Had Issues
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I Beg To Differ With The Esteemed #@*!(%*#! From Colombia
Monday, February 22, 2010
Reader's Digest Condensed Bankruptcy
Friday, February 19, 2010
Do You Solemnly Arf to Tell The Meow, The Whole Oink, And Nothing But The Moo?
Voters in Switzerland will go to the polls on March 7 to vote on whether every canton should be required to appoint a dedicated public prosecutor to represent the interests of pets and farm animals in court, much like the case two weeks ago when lawyer Antoine F. Goetschel of Zurich represented a dead fish in court, accusing a fisherman of having tortured the pike because it took 10 minutes to haul it into the boat. When asked to comment, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom said, "Damn. Why didn't I think of that?"
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Illegal Tender
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
It's Even Better When It's Prepared Cat-cciatore
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Resurrect The Planet For Lent
Friday, February 12, 2010
Would You Like A One Hump Burger Or A Two Hump Burger?
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Elect Sybil—They'll All Work For You
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Is It Okay If I'm Just Bored To Serious Injury?
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
It Gives New Meaning To Puppy Love
Monday, February 08, 2010
This Is Your Captain Speaking. I Will Now Turn The A/C On Super High.
Friday, February 05, 2010
And We'll Serve Your Fish And Chips On Chinet®
Thursday, February 04, 2010
It's Like Disneyworld With A Swedish Accent
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Ain't Nothin' Like The Real Haggis
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
And You Thought Groundhogs Had iPaws
This was supposed to be the year Punxsutawney Phil went high-tech, with promises of a text message and tweet to announce his prediction. Well, he wandered out of his den at dawn today, saw his shadow, and the grand announcement was made that we'd have six more weeks of winter. Two hours later a text message went out to that effect, followed soon after by a Twitter update. According to an AP story, "Officials with the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club didn't immediately return calls about Phil's texting skills" though they promised to reply by email as soon as they remember where the "Send" button is.