Thursday, March 18, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Til Death Do Us Re-sign Our Record Deal
Friday, March 12, 2010
Going Ape Over Underwear
Thursday, March 11, 2010
There Ain't No Def In Deficit
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Going For The Gold
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Choco-News
Monday, March 08, 2010
I'll Take Serial Killer Number Two
Friday, March 05, 2010
If I Only Had A Brain
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
And What Did You Do Over Winter Break?
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Maybe It Will Help To Go To Sleep A Millisecond Earlier
Monday, March 01, 2010
Clean Air, Clean Water, Clean Speech, Dammit!
The California state Senate is set to vote today on a resolution that would designate the first week of March as "Cuss Free Week" in the state. Already passed by the Assembly, the measure would go into effect immediately—without a swearing in ceremony, of course— and become an annual event. Participation is encouraged but not required, it doesn't specify which words are considered cusses and which aren't, and if they don't have the balls to pass the damn thing they're nothing but a bunch of @*%!#^!&# wusses.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Yes, And Hannibal Lechter Had Issues
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I Beg To Differ With The Esteemed #@*!(%*#! From Colombia
Monday, February 22, 2010
Reader's Digest Condensed Bankruptcy
Friday, February 19, 2010
Do You Solemnly Arf to Tell The Meow, The Whole Oink, And Nothing But The Moo?
Voters in Switzerland will go to the polls on March 7 to vote on whether every canton should be required to appoint a dedicated public prosecutor to represent the interests of pets and farm animals in court, much like the case two weeks ago when lawyer Antoine F. Goetschel of Zurich represented a dead fish in court, accusing a fisherman of having tortured the pike because it took 10 minutes to haul it into the boat. When asked to comment, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom said, "Damn. Why didn't I think of that?"