Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Car and (No) Driver

President Bush got a brand spanking new Cadillac DTS limo - the first one off the line, in fact - just in time to ride in the inaugural parade and wave like a queen. I mean, The Queen. Okay, like Paul Rogers being surrogate Freddie on the upcoming Queen reunion tour.

Meanwhile the Pope was given a new flame red Ferrari. Sure it's only a toy, but hey, it will go great with his Popemobile Hot Wheels. vroooOOOOMMMM!

Airbus, hoping to keep a lock on the most appropriate airplane manufacturer's name, threw a party to show off their excitedly named A380. It seats 550 people, with each person having less seat space than the Pope's Ferrari. At least you don't have to drive.