More Fun With Bill And Monica

Have you dreamed of having sex with Bill and Monica? Me neither, but someone somewhere probably has, and hopefully they live in China since a company there is selling condoms under the brand names "Clinton" and "Lewinsky." Okay, they're actually spelled "Kelintun" and "Laiwensiji," but you get the idea. The Clinton brand costs 30 yuan ($3.70) for a pack of 12, while the Lewinsky brand is a bargain basement 18 yuan, proving that gender parity is an international problem.