Coming Up Empty

In an interview with an Argentine newspaper in advance of his arrival for a 34-nation presidential summit, George Bush was asked what he had in his pockets. Aside from lobbyists, of course. He reached in his pocket, pulled out a white handkerchief, and said, "Es todo. No dinero, no mas. No wallet." Or, uh, cartera in Spanish. That's right — no keys, no cell phone, no nail clippers, no money. And you thought it was only our pockets he emptied...