Eau de Play-DOH!

Forget Chanel, Calvin Klein, and last week's odor-of-the week, Stilton cheese perfume. In honor of the 50th anniversary of their kids' modeling clay, Hasbro is releasing "Eau de Play-Doh." Yes, it's a perfume that smells like Play-Doh. After all, who doesn't want to walk around smelling like a preschooler? Now if they'd only come out with Magic Marker cologne, Elmer's White Glue eau de toilette, and Sweaty Armpits aftershave I'd be in heaven. And so would all the third-graders of the world.