Is That A Foot I Smell Or Logs Being Sawed?

Former Peruvian President Alberto Fujimori, on trial for ordering a military death squad to carry out two massacres that killed 25 people, apologized to a judge yesterday. Not for anything he did while president, but for not wearing socks to court. And having fallen asleep at the defendant's table a couple of days before so the judge had to shout and ring a bell to wake him. Apparently the prospect of 30 years in prison doesn't keep him awake at night or during the day.