You Too Can Be A Millionaire!

Want to be a millionaire? Just move to Zimbabwe. Thanks to an inflation rate of 100,000%, which makes our financial situation here in the U.S. look like underpriced chicken feed, a loaf of bread costs a whopping 16 million Zimbabwe dollars. To ease the strain on everyone's overstuffed wallet, the government issued a new 50 million bank note today. One of them will get you $1 on the black market or three loaves of bread in the supermarket. Just think, only 1,180 of the new bills and you could be as rich as Bill Gates. Zimbabweanly speaking.