Money? I Don't Need No Stinkin' Money

Barter #1 - A 21-year-old Fargo, N.D. man was arrested after he pushed a pizza delivery driver and punched him in the face because he refused to accept marijuana as payment for the pie. Hey, I saw the movie, the driver's lucky he didn't get tossed in a wood chipper.

Barter #2 - A man who works in a meat company in Woonsocket, R.I. was arrested after he tried to trade a couple of T-bone steaks for sex. Unfortunately the woman the man solicited was an undercover police officer. Probably a vegan. A vegan without a sense of humor. Apparently asking if someone wants to eat your meat is illegal in Rhode Island.