Ma-What's-Her-Name

In an interview with the French talk show Everybody's Talking About It, director Guy Ritchie forgot his wife Madonna's full name (hint: Louise Ciccone) as well as what she wore at their wedding (hint: a gown by Stella McCartney). Maybe that's a byproduct of trying so hard to forget the remake of Swept Away they did a couple of years ago. Guy told the host: "You're going to get me in a whole lot of trouble." Pay attention, Ashton.