Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Atramentum Omnia Vincit*
Friday, October 27, 2006
Hellish Fire Sale
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Move On, There's Nothing To See Here
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Not Quite The Real Thing
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
This Bank Note Is Brought To You By The Letter H
Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego Borat has been accused of misrepresenting and denigrating the people of Kazakhstan by saying, among other things, that they drink horse urine, beat their wives, and hate Jews. But to date he hasn't mentioned their spelling skills. Last week it was revealed that 80% of the country's newly issued currency incorrectly spells the word "bank" as "bankh." That's "h" as in "Hoops!" I mean, "Whoops!" Since so much of the new money is already in circulation they're not going to recall it but instead will distribute bottles of Wite-Out. Borat's movie can't be half this funny.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Just Call It Seattle For Short
Friday, October 20, 2006
For The Diehard Baseball Fan
Thursday, October 19, 2006
And You Think You're Hungry
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Tag! You're Not It!
Willett Elementary School in Attleboro, Massachusetts, has banned the playing of tag during recess, saying the game is exclusionary, dangerous, and if any of the kids get hurt they could hold the school liable. Not to mention that it can bruise a child's self-esteem, cause emotional distress, supply much needed exercise, and be a nice break from that PlayStation controller that's usually glued to their hands. Oh yeah, and it's fun.