No Wonder His Father's Lips Never Moved

The forensic artists and scientists who used CT scans to examine King Tut's mummy have released a model of what they say the young king looked like. They were amazed to discover that he not only looked much like the gold mask found in his tomb, but that he also held a startling resemblance to Paul Winchell's dummy, Jerry Mahoney. This cleared up two mysteries at once, since the researchers had always wondered from where Mahoney's family tree had sprouted. A spokesperson for Winchell had no comment, during which time the ventriloquist's lips never moved.